My friend recently asked me who I had a crush on – Murdock or Faceman – and DUH, isn’t it obvious? MURDOCK!

Crazy trumps pretty boy. every. single. time.

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My New Year’s Resolution is to make you laugh every day.

What’s yours?

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After voting this down with vigor, Babysaur fans prove they are decidedly NOT hoochie mamas.

Hope you are having a fun and safe New Year’s Eve – my house will be filled with RAWK Band geeks singing in the New Year filled with good cheer and Spiced Rum Cider!

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…and after I kiss the frog I’m absolutely going to pinch those cheeks.

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My husband once told the kids zombies come out after dark to eat the brains of anyone not in their own house. I think they were whining about a long walk home from the park or something so he was, you know, MOTIVATING them.

Oh don’t LOOK at me like that. I suppose the dental bills from all your CANDY BRIBES works better?

p.s. Aren’t zombie lovers adorable?

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I would get these cards under the pretense of helping my kids stay on top of their morning routine, but really it’s ME who walks them to the bus stop wearing pajamas every morning.

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If you happen to have the kind of kid who loves to create things with Legos more than he loves to dump the Legos out and play with the bucket (*cough*), you should totally check out one of the many LEGO groups on Flickr for inspiration.

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My kids make me “talk to the hand” all day long, so I might as well give them something for me to talk to - finger puppets!

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Something tells me Santa couldn’t resist this little punk, no matter how naughty.

I hope your day is filled with merriment and peace – mine is also filled with baby back ribs (yum)!

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I’m starting a new tradition in my family: Darth Santa!

His stormtroopers blast through the front door on Christmas Eve night to steal any children with a certain tendency toward the Dark Side.

That’s way more bad ass than some sissy Santa bringing toys to all the goodie-two-shoes.

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