“Dearest Mum, would you be so kind as to fetch me some shoes? I feel a draft.”

“Of course, darling. Will you be needing a bottle soon?”

“Goodness gracious, no. Wee Sing starts in twenty minutes!”

“Yes, dear.”

“Have you seen my necktie? I must look sharp for that little red headed girl.”

“Yes, I believe your brother has it. I’ll go wrangle it from him.”

“Carry on.”

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(pssst… don’t forget to check out the voting page – you know you have an opinion!)

Something tells me this future bike hugger is ready to ride!

My six year old daughter tried riding without training wheels for the first time this Fall, but so far the only way she can stop is by tipping over! If she doesn’t figure it out soon, she may insist on getting a lift.

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If this were me, I’d be disguised in black and white trying to score some deliciously smoked, aged gouda.

*drool*

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*Please tell me I’m not the only one who knows which SNL skit from yesteryore I’m talking about, because it’s so old I can’t even find it on the interwebs.

Gah.

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The chicks dig mah fethahs.

(Get it? Chicks?)

*sigh*

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I spontaneously combusted when I saw these cheeks. I know it’s supposed to be all about the elephant hat, but I was all, WHAT hat? THERE ARE CHEEKS TO BE PINCHED.

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I need your help identifying the cuteness of this little lambie, because I just can’t decide.

Do you see cotton balls! Clouds! Big puffy Pillows! – or is she a cute little claymation pet of Bob the Builder?

Dear Jack Johnson,

I’m totally your biggest fan. Like, I saw you play a live show in a record store before the whole world knew who you were.

And when I saw this bib it totally made me think of you. Well, not you, really, since I’m sure you don’t need a bib when you eat, but maybe you could use it for your baby. You have a baby, right?  Or maybe you could save it for when you do have a baby?

Well anyway, it has really cute guitars on it and you’re a great guitar player. And that’s why I’m sending this to you cuz I’m your biggest fan.

xoxo,
Jen