Skipper: Coughing? That ain’t gonna fly. Rico!

Rico: [Locks switch into position & salutes the Skipper while steam shoots out his...head?...ahem.]

Kowalksi: Humidifier’s set, Skipper! What now?

Skipper: Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

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(like a record, baby.)

One minute we think our baby’s cross-eyes are adorable, the next we’re hissing YOUR EYES ARE GONNA GET STUCK LIKE THAT to our teenager at the dinner table.

Ah, the years. They get away from us.

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Hey, we gotta keep it G-rated for the behbehs.

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“The freshest milk in town” indeed. I much prefer the diner analogy to the milking cow analogy.

Yes, we nursing mothers may FEEL like our teats are exploding, but no post-birth, hormonally crazed mother wants to be referred to as a 1,500 lb bovine.

Diners are much cuter, don’t you think?

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I’m in LOVE with these paper owls, particularly the little guy on the left. He looks worried. Is the baby hungry? Is the baby poopy? WHY IS THE BABY CRYING? Yes, much to be worried about.

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I remember the first time we sat down with the kids to show them the real Star Wars movie, lightsabers in hand – what a glorious day as a parent! Just as we parents hope our kids will one day get college level algebra, my son got Star Wars. We eventually made it all the way through to Revenge of the Sith, at which point my son exclaimed, “HEY! VAT’S HOW ANAKIN BECAME A DAWF VADAH!”

What about you? Have your kids (nieces, nephews, neighbors) seen Star Wars yet? How did they like it?

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Oh. He has the look of someone who is very, very patient. Oh yes, I think he could wait a long time until you’re not looking.

I think this one may even know juuust where that cookie jar is on top of the refrigerator – and be able to get to it.